Us, talking about a friend of mine...

E: Is he hot?
Me: Not really. You won't think so but I am completely in love with his personality.
E: You gotta stop saying that. Do you know how fucking gay it sounds???

"I’m just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch."

-Peyton Sawyer

(Source: emptyheartedinhibitions)

(Source: myangelcandice)

(Source: uglypeopleproblems)

"When you date someone it’s like you’re taking one long course into who that person is and when you break up all that stuff becomes useless. It’s the emotional equivalent of an English degree."

- Ted Mosby

Hey look on the #keyboard U and I are together. Oh but underneath it it says #jk (Taken with instagram)

#desperatehousewives (Taken with instagram)

Butterfly!

A conversation about a date my friend (Lets call him Bob) has tomorrow night...

Me: So what are you guys planning on doing tomorrow night?
Bob: I don't know. Probably sex or something.
This made me laugh so hard.

"I’ve done some pretty stupid things in my life but this could possibly win the Nobel prize of stupidity.
I fell for someone who never really existed"

- Helen Bryce, Smallville